An Open Letter to Apple

Dear Apple,

I could think of no better way to air my grievances with you than here on my blog upon which you would never have occasion to stumble.

Why must you always update iTunes?

I just want to watch Mad Men, but you tell me that I have to update in order to download. That's what you told me last month when I wanted to watch Mad Men.

Has your technology so evolved in four weeks that my current version of iTunes is incompatible with your videos?

Have you invented colored bubbles and incorporated them into your user interface?

Will Don Effing Draper appear on my monitor in 4-D and address me personally as a member of the Mad Men world and try to seduce me though I'll refuse him since I'm married though that never stops him or anyone else on that show but maybe that's because none of them are married to my husband?

You better MYSTIFY me with your upgrade, since you just took 15 minutes to install it.

I'll restart my bloody computer now.

Regards,
B