Green Like Hip-Hop

Alternate title: Coffee

Subtitle: As Requested by Tara

Supplemental-subtitle: Sorry Tara, It's Not a Parody Nor Does It Have Anything To Do with Donald Miller

Alternate subtitle: I Possibly Drank Too Much Coffee Today


I have discovered firsthand a new phenomenon I'm pretty sure is known only to geeks and demi-geeks. It's a bit like writer's block, only worse. Writer's block is a condition negatively affecting the intellect, the emotions, and possibly the eternal soul of a writer. But does it threaten to destroy the fabric of the information superhighway?

No, it doesn't.

To find out what does, please answer the following questions (for your convenience the correct answers have been supplied):

1. What composes the fabric of the information superhighway?
Ideas.

2. How are ideas communicated?
Blogs.

3. What happens if everyone in the world stops contributing to their blogs?
No more internet.

4. What is another way of saying "no more internet"?
DESTRUCTIONINFORMATIONWAYSUPERFABRIC!!

Breathe. Calm and brace yourselves. Though what I am about to admit to you is both painful and terrifying, I have already employed the most effective remedy and order shall soon be restored.


Dear Friends:

I regret to inform you that I have been blogcked.