Free Disney!

You already know Disneyland is the happiest place on earth.*



But did you also know there's a Disney membership club where you can sign up to get special discounts and offers?

And did you know, once you're in the club, you'll have access to this page which lets you register for the best freebie ever?

According to Disney's site, you get *ahem* :

A free 1-Day/1-Park ticket on your birthday if you're not a passholder!

-OR-

If you're a passholder already, a "birthday fun card in an amount equal to the price of a 1-Day/1-Park ticket for you to use on your birthday for merchandise, recreation or fun activities at select participating locations at Disneyland® Resort"!!

There are lots of restrictions (you can only use it on the day of your birthday in 2009, you can't spend the fun card on food, etc.) but I didn't see anything that meant you couldn't buy a sweatshirt or twenty tacky magnets, so I'm happy as an animatronic clam!

Disneyland + birthdays + free stuff = cosmic twelve hour fun explosion just for you. You're welcome.

*Until Jesus returns.